Hello Humans
We have a bone to pick with you...
Why are you so obsessed with vampires? First, there were a few fictitious accounts: Stoker penned Dracula & Rice crafted The Vampire Chronicles. Then came the movies: Blade, Underworld, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Most of these stories were rather silly, but nothing to complaint about.
But now, True Blood and Twilight have swept the world in a storm of non-human blood and good feelings.
"Why can't a vampire sweep me off my feet like Edward Cullen?" Girls swoon.
It all makes us vomit red blood.
You are making us look ridiculous!
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What you are missingEvery year 350-500 million people are infected with a disease that leaves them anemic or dead. Over a million children die each year from malaria.
Read about malaria
That infuriates us. Besides, do you know what it tastes like to drink infected blood? It's disgusting.
Malaria is largely preventable and treatable. However, poor communities in many places throughout the world cannot afford the precautionary treatments, devices and repellents to stop the spread of malaria. Please visit our Links page for national and international organizations that seek methods to eradicate malaria effectively. |
Our Proposal
You want to believe in romantic, super-hero vampires? Fine. You make our continued-existences easier, fools!
You want to obsess about blood-drinkers? Then do something about the food supply. Eradicate the world of those little blood sucking mosquitoes that spread disease. Then, maybe vampires can enjoy a decent meal again.
Our proposition is simple: Make advances against malaria, and we will let you have your fictions--no matter how ridiculous you make us look.
But, if I hear one more thing about glittering vampires... |
